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23 Comments


  1. im-naked-rn

    July 19, 2017 at 2:44 am

    Someone throw that man a life jacket so he doesn’t drown in all that pussy.

  2. InfatuatedCoconut314

    July 19, 2017 at 2:44 am

    It’s sad that this is a real profile. He talked to me and tried telling me all the “red flags” my profile had. I told him he was a huge cumstain and his whole profile is one big red flag haha

  3. Smileyguy19131

    July 19, 2017 at 2:44 am

    He had me at “cumstain”

  4. varavash

    July 19, 2017 at 2:44 am

    “I prefer you to not be smart because I want a different perspective”.

  5. anonmymouse

    July 19, 2017 at 2:44 am

    what I read here is that he is superficial, hot tempered, and doesn’t think he should have to put any effort into the relationship..

  6. PM_ME_DRAGON_BUTTS

    July 19, 2017 at 2:44 am

    “I want someone who will make me feel superior and not challenge my masculinity in any way.”

  7. brutalhonesty45

    July 19, 2017 at 2:44 am

    Man I wonder what pasts these people have to be so angry.

  8. Cynistera

    July 19, 2017 at 2:44 am

    He wants a dumb, short, not Chris Farley virgin. He sounds like a shitty person who should just stick with his hand.

  9. the_dove_from_above

    July 19, 2017 at 2:44 am

    I admit I laughed at the Chris Farley bit

  10. originalmimlet

    July 19, 2017 at 2:44 am

    Not so subtly hints at being highly intelligent, then says “I seen…”

  11. thesatedphlebotomist

    July 19, 2017 at 2:44 am

    I hope, for the sake of other women, that someone catfishes this shit stain and keeps him out of the dating market.

  12. C_a_f_e__N_o_i_r

    July 19, 2017 at 2:44 am

    This guy irradiated violence, I feel for this poor girl if he ever find one stupid enough.

  13. Apples9308

    July 19, 2017 at 2:44 am

    >someone who . . . can help keep me in check when I lose my cool.

    Holy shit no thank you, I don’t want to be your babysitter

  14. dukeofgonzo

    July 19, 2017 at 2:44 am

    Eggman? Like from I Am The Walrus?

  15. TheJenniMae

    July 19, 2017 at 2:44 am

    It cracks me up that these guys walk around with the assumption that not only do women WANT them in the first place, so many do that they need to be picky.

  16. CenterForMemeControl

    July 19, 2017 at 2:44 am

    That last sentence really sums up the kind of person he is.

  17. Iwantmypasswordback

    July 19, 2017 at 2:44 am

    At lest he said no highly attractive people…

  18. AntiSlave

    July 19, 2017 at 2:44 am

    Most epic male profile I’ve seen yet for the entertainment value

  19. PutASausageInYoButt

    July 19, 2017 at 2:44 am

    His thumbs must hurt from all the DMs hot chicks sent him after reading his profile.😆😒

  20. tallwheel

    July 19, 2017 at 2:44 am

    The “someone who can help keep me in check when I lose my cool” part is a huge red flag, but I actually find most of his preferences to be pretty reasonable. I mean he’s looking for someone “at least average in the looks department” and not “highly attractive”. He’s not exactly expecting Jennifer Lawrence or anything.

    And, yeah, most guys want someone shorter and most gals want someone taller. That’s how it works. I’m fine with it as long as the height expectations are not unreasonable. “Shorter than me” is all right.

  21. Thunder-Dong

    July 19, 2017 at 2:44 am

    Doesn’t really belong here unless he’s ugly, poor, etc. He might be choosy but for all we know he could be a handsome millionaire with a six pack.

  22. binrobinro

    July 19, 2017 at 2:44 am

    Women post ads like this all the time. Men should too.

  23. Silvystreak

    July 19, 2017 at 2:44 am

    No picture, mods remove plz

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