The ‘Beyond’ gives Bed Bath and Beyond the ability to sell anything, without seeming out of place.

The ‘Beyond’ gives Bed Bath and Beyond the ability to sell anything, without seeming out of place.

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34 Comments


  1. goatcoat

    July 18, 2017 at 11:39 pm

    >”Do you have plutonium?”

    >”Do you see the word ‘Beyond’ on our sign?”

  2. Darknight1993

    July 18, 2017 at 11:39 pm

    I hear they even have remotes that can control time

  3. jakepalm

    July 18, 2017 at 11:39 pm

    [Stay away from that “Beyond” Section](https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnq3ieGlOY1qlr140o1_r1_500.gif)

  4. davegammelgard

    July 18, 2017 at 11:39 pm

    It’s like putting “…and Stuff” at the end of your store name.

  5. xtos2001

    July 18, 2017 at 11:39 pm

    They probably weren’t allowed to put up a sign that said “Bed Bath and whatever the fuck else we want to sell”

  6. zestysock

    July 18, 2017 at 11:39 pm

    I really don’t need a notification on my phone for this.

  7. Jeremykeyes

    July 18, 2017 at 11:39 pm

    that’s true. cos if you think about it. they could only sell beds and baths
    wild.

  8. SplodgeOfWonga

    July 18, 2017 at 11:39 pm

    In fact, the store was originally named Bed and Bath. From the obituary of pioneering advertising exec Lois Wyse: “It was also she who suggested that a small retail chain called Bed and Bath would fare better as Bed, Bath & Beyond.” http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/07/business/07wyse.html

  9. argenate

    July 18, 2017 at 11:39 pm

    Something something push notification.

  10. GoldenTweaker

    July 18, 2017 at 11:39 pm

    Oh shit so we can add and beyond to everything and it’ll never be a out of place.

  11. alvaro811994

    July 18, 2017 at 11:39 pm

    Do they have universal remote controls?

  12. Knighthonor

    July 18, 2017 at 11:39 pm

    Well we do perform a lot of things in the bedroom, but that’s another story. So Bed part can mean a lot of things.

  13. the_humeister

    July 18, 2017 at 11:39 pm

  14. Stellar_Stream

    July 18, 2017 at 11:39 pm

    Blood Bath and Beyond on The Simpsons.

  15. RobertDowneyIII

    July 18, 2017 at 11:39 pm

    Nah, it’s a house where store. The one by me started selling groceries and toiletries and I thought they were overstepping their genre

  16. J662b486h

    July 18, 2017 at 11:39 pm

    Unless you want to buy something “in front of” your Bed Bath. Then you need to go to Bed Bath and Before.

  17. ironfist221

    July 18, 2017 at 11:39 pm

    This belongs in r/baththoughts

  18. ScrmWrtr42

    July 18, 2017 at 11:39 pm

    For a second I thought you were going to tie the store to the Lucio Fulci film. Was looking forward to seeing how you were going to do that.

  19. Son_of_Harambe

    July 18, 2017 at 11:39 pm

    Barnes, Noble and Beyond coming to a strip mall near you.

  20. toilet_clown

    July 18, 2017 at 11:39 pm

    Yes…. It’s basic English. This isn’t even worthy of a post.

    “News papers are papers that contain news, holy shit”

  21. mortalfreak876

    July 18, 2017 at 11:39 pm

    Someone labeled a mortuary near my school as a bed bath and beyond on google maps. Move in day freshman year was confusing when I just wanted a mattress pad!

  22. Pun3t

    July 18, 2017 at 11:39 pm

    There is a local shop chain around where I live that has a slogan “food and non-food”. That covers everything…

  23. Silver_Saint7

    July 18, 2017 at 11:39 pm

    Their website is actually called The Beyond Store

  24. imjustashadow

    July 18, 2017 at 11:39 pm

    There’s actually a lot to be found on Squornshellous Zeta, not just wild mattresses. I’m not surprised they’re capitalising on their investment.

  25. Assorted-Interests

    July 18, 2017 at 11:39 pm

    Trending

  26. Ventrelix2790

    July 18, 2017 at 11:39 pm

    Wife came home with like 10 giant boxes of condoms because they were “on massive sale”. Seen the bag from where she got them and all I could think was whether they fell under the bed or the beyond category.

  27. ItsMeTK

    July 18, 2017 at 11:39 pm

    When I was a kid, they were just Bed & Bath. They added the Beyond in the mid-90s.

  28. clardava2

    July 18, 2017 at 11:39 pm

    My aluminum wallet broke recently, and I tried Googling a retail store that had one. Bed Bath and Beyond actually had some in stock close to where I live. I told my friend that I thought they only sold towels and lotions and linens.

  29. delsol10

    July 18, 2017 at 11:39 pm

    Bed, Bath and Sure, Fuck It

  30. SirTNNATE

    July 18, 2017 at 11:39 pm

    Same effect just say “bed bath and…..”

  31. SpeakerToRedditors

    July 18, 2017 at 11:39 pm

    I like the one in Vegas that has a brothel.

  32. Keirron

    July 18, 2017 at 11:39 pm

    Saw a place called Bed, Bath and Table today. It hurt my eyes.

  33. karmagirl314

    July 18, 2017 at 11:39 pm

    Bed Bath and Butt Plugs.

  34. pauljs75

    July 18, 2017 at 11:39 pm

    If you have to go there, it’s better to say it like you’re Buzz Lightyear.

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