>First time playing an actual campaign.
>Also the DM’s first time.
>Playing [Diana Kylgrev](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/bd/d9/a5/bdd9a570475e404871107e12a7ab0127–fantasy-characters-goblin-female.jpg) the Half-Orc barb.
>My party and I wake up in an old prison cell.
>We’re all chained to beds.
>Spend a minute trying to get out.
>I get bored and choose to try an break the chains.
>[MFW](http://imgur.com/gallery/Qo4NoXk) I break the bed in half.
>Party gets out & proceed to commit horrible acts on our drow captures.
>After ~~killing~~ fighting the drow we come across a sleeping bear in middle of a room.
>Party chooses to sneak past the bear.
>Have 9 dex and known by my friends to have HORRIBLE LUCK.
>My party and I make it about half way.
>roll a 7
>**I Drop My Maul**
>Bear stays asleap *bearly*.
>Dwarf fighter says to leave it.
>**A Barbarian Never Leaves Their Weapon Behind**.
>Go to grab it.
>roll a 4
>hand slips and i toss it another 10 feet.
>**Right Infront Of The BEAR**.
>think to myself “Ok one more try, it’s not like it could get any worse.”
>Roll the dice.
>it was a stealth roll.
>i have *9* dexterity.
>[MFW I Rolled A 0](https://media4.giphy.com/media/GfAD7Bl016Gfm/200_s.gif)
>Pick up my maul *and hit the bear in the face with it*.
>Bear is not happy.
>And neither is my party.