A woman was at home when she hears someone knocking on her door

She goes to the door and opens it and sees a man standing there

That man asks her,

“Do you have a vagina?”

She slams the door, disgusted.

The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question,

“Do you have a vagina?”

She slams the door in his face again.

Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days. The husband thinks for a second and tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice,

“Honey, I’ll take tomorrow off and stay home just in case this guy shows up again.”

The next morning they hear a knock and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whisper,

“Honey, I’m going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where the bastard is going with it.”

She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question;

“Do you have vagina?”

“Yes, actually I have one,” she answers

So the man replies..

“Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife’s alone and start using yours?”

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13 Comments


  1. UnsightlyBlemishes

    July 18, 2017 at 7:54 pm

    That wasn’t where I saw that punchline going at all

    10/10

  2. ViiDic

    July 18, 2017 at 7:54 pm

    Why wouldn’t he have just gotten to the point instead of letting his wife cheat on him for two more days?

  3. DreadPirateTuco

    July 18, 2017 at 7:54 pm

    Good ‘ol number 933!

  4. LittleRenay

    July 18, 2017 at 7:54 pm

    Haha!
    “Well actually, if you don’t mind, you could tell him yourself!”

  5. cseymour24

    July 18, 2017 at 7:54 pm

    Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina.

  6. zg6089

    July 18, 2017 at 7:54 pm

    Didn’t see that comin lol

  7. codycation

    July 18, 2017 at 7:54 pm

    haha, smooth, reaaaaaal smooth.

  8. HateWhinyBitches

    July 18, 2017 at 7:54 pm

    Maybe she’s cheating on you because of your autistically roundabout attitude.

  9. c0mpg33k

    July 18, 2017 at 7:54 pm

    Amazingly well delivered joke

    Bravo sir!

  10. junkiiiii

    July 18, 2017 at 7:54 pm

    Good joke.

  11. HappyHobbit7012

    July 18, 2017 at 7:54 pm

    Im finally getting to the point where im seeing the same joke repeated

  12. matilim

    July 18, 2017 at 7:54 pm

    R..r..r.. repost

  13. karma-armageddon

    July 18, 2017 at 7:54 pm

    It’s funny because marriage should be illegal.

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